Those Who Live in Glass Houses

I’ve always dreamed of building a house from empty bottles (i.e. – beer, wine, whiskey, mouthwash, etc.). Emptying them out is 90% of the fun! Nevermind the traditional “Pizza Painting Party,” how about a “Drink to Build the West Wing Party!”

Story Served Neat:

  • During the 1960, Heineken briefly introduced the World Bottle (or WOBO), a beer bottle that could serve as a brick.
  • “The bottom was dimpled in a pattern identical to the bottle’s stubby neck, so that the top of one bottle would interlock with the bottom of the next.”
  • “The sides had a nubbled surface, to make them both easier to hold and to apply mortar onto.”
  • Heineken actually produced 100,000 WOBOs and even constructed a home out of them.
  • The bottle never made it to market, possibly due to the need for thicker glass, blockier corners could chip in shipping, and customer preference for a rounded bottle.

You’re Welcome.

Read More:  Fast Co.Exist

Make it Suntory time.

My invite to the Manhattan Cocktail Classic must have gotten lost in the mail or set adrift in cyberspace. I’m too upset to write so I’ll just let the Lost in Translation clip do all the explaining.

Story Served Neat:

  • The fourth annual Manhattan Cocktail Classic, one of the biggest spirit conferences in the world, kicked off at the New York Public Library.
  • The buzz was of the “rapid ascendancy of Japanese whiskey.”
  • Founded in 1923 by Shinjiro Torii, Suntory established Japan’s first whiskey distillery in Yamazaki, “an area prized for its pure, soft water and lush, misty climate.”
  • The Suntory event was at the Noguchi Museum where chef David Bouley created a pairing menu.
  • The Nikka distillery (founded 1934, by a former Suntory employee, Masataka Taketsuru) located in Yoichi, takes “advantage of an underground water source, filtered through peat.” In addition, the distillery’s proximity to the Sea of Japan provides its stringent and salty character.
  • The Nikka event cordoned off a tasting room in the Andaz Hotel and previewed four spirits set to debut later this year.

You’re Welcome.

Read More: NY Times

A Water Bottle Inside Your Body

Normally,  I write about drinking alcohol but water plays a very important part of that too – think ice.  So among all the other things that we have to look forward to in the future:  End of Days 2012; Zombie-pocalyse; a post-pubescent Justin Bieber – seems there will be less potable water.  Leave it to the Japanese  (and possibly some experiments with New York City cabbies)…

Story Served Neat:

  • The Hydrolemic System:  both harvesting moisture from the air,  and  retaining the water we have inside our bodies (no Bear Grylls tap required).
  • Inserts in the nose,  to convert the moisture in the air we breath into water.
  • Inserts  (IN the body)  at the ends of our renal and digestive systems keep water from leaving.
  • A collar on the neck using body heat to form electricity and prevent perspiration (I think this needs to be their 1st prototype).

You’re Welcome…

Read More:  Fast Co.Exist

Eatin’s Cheatin

My motto has always been,  “Eatin’s Cheatin”  but with mixologist getting Chopped inspirations,  who would say no to food pairings with cocktails?  I’d just like to point out: referring to Manhattans as “seasonal” hopefully means ALL seasons  –  much like those people who drive with snow tires all year round…  ’cause you never know.

Story Served Neat:

  • Matching cocktails with food are a lot more lax than with wine.
  • The more complicated and layered the ingredients are in the glass, the more involved your accompanying hors d’oeuvres can be, and vice versa.
  • For simpler cocktails, simple foods work best.

You’re Welcome…

Read more: NY Times

Beer Goggles – ALWAYS! Beer Glasses???

Words like  “brewmaster”  and  “Brooklyn Brewery”  easily catch my interest so when Garrett Oliver searched for the perfect beer glass  (to clarify,  glasses to drink beer from),  I was intrigued.  Personally,  I’d drink beer out of cupped hands if there weren’t any cups.

Story Searved Neat:

  • The favorite:  Chalice-style glass by Hadeland at $140!!!  It better make PBR taste like nectar of the gods!
  • To the pretty pictures of the other contenders.

You’re Welcome…

Read more:  NY Times

The Venetian Sunrise

Keiko Niccoloni demonstrates how to make the new creation from the Four Seasons.  Keiko,  Four Seasons Wine Consultant (not bad work if you can get it… or be born into it),  is the daughter to the co-owner of Four Season (to my earlier point).

Story Served Neat:

  • 3 – 2 – 1 concept:
    • 3 parts Proseco
    • 1 part sparkling water
    • 2 parts Aperol (a spiced orange liquor,  much like Campari,  in fact made by same people that brought you Campari. An all around nepotistic article.)

Bittman makes me thristy

Mark Bittman,  a minimalist food columnist (aka easy food,  fast) brings drink recipes for when the clock strikes 5.  Who can wait that long…  glug,  glug,  glug,  ahhhhhhh…

Story Served Neat:

  • “Most of these use a stiff pour of alcohol,  about a quarter cup,  about a third more than the average ‘jigger.'” (Jigga What, Jigga Who)
  • “These drinks do not disguise the flavor of the booze…”
  • To the recipes and pretty pictures.

You’re Welcome…

Read more: NY Times

Drink Your Way to a Beach Body?

I love these drink studies (and wouldn’t mind being a test subject – it beats jury duty),

This time it’s from researchers at Purdue University:

Story Served Neat:

  • A glass of red wine can help you avoid that beer gut because “a compound in red wine—has the ability to delay the generation of young fat cells.”

Disclaimer: This doesn’t give you carte blanche to drink a pitcher of beer once you’ve had a glass of wine… but if you should,  always remember:

Beer before liquor, never sicker; liquor before beer, never fear.

You’re Welcome…

Read more: MensHealth

Spring Has Sprung

Spring is here…
Which means baseball season is here…
Which means expensive beer? ! ?

Here are the top five priciest stadiums (based on a small draft beer).  We’re not even going to address the gourmet food offered in some stadiums – Hello???  You’re sitting on hard plastic chairs and eating food out of your lap!

Story Served Neat:

  1. Tie: Chicago Cubs/Atlanta Braves: $7.00
  2. Toronto Blue Jays:  $7.19
  3. Boston Red Sox: $7.25
  4. Philadelphia Phillies: $7.75
  5. Miami Marlins: $8.00

Oh – You’re Welcome!

 

Read more: Consumerist

When your enemies are down

With all the bad press around Mexico Walmart’s  bribery scandal, I guess Costco decided to shine a positive light… on itself.

Served Neat:

  • In some states,  you don’t have to be a member to buy wine or other alcoholic beverages at Costco.
  • Costco makes high-end and global wines more affordable with no more than a 15% markup.
  • Speaking of Costco and Kirkland,  we were informed at a recent vodka tasting that Kirkland Vodka  is produced by the same people that make Grey Goose Vodka – sounds like an extra savings of drink money!

-You’re Welcome-

 

Read more: HuffPo